Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Mets Telecasts Will Never Be The Same

From this point on, Mets fans who yearn for the best way to cover up that ever-growing bald spot will have to wallow in their own ignorance. Sir Giuseppe Franco, Grand Duke of SNY Advertising, has left the building, and he is bringing his patented Procede formula with him. So, say goodbye to the only product you will ever see that works on thinning hair by only using it once every ninety days.

You were a good man, Mr. Franco. You will no longer have to put your name on the line for something that doesn't work. Or worry about Gary Busey cracking you open and drinking the minoxidil out of your skull.

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